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Firstly, I must air the film was ruined somewhat by the fact we got in late and had front row seats. Nothing ruins a film more than having to scan the whole screen to see what is going on, especially at an angle.

I usually have doubts about films made from TV shows. Rarely a 20 – 25 minute TV show can be turned in to a 90 minute film and keep the audience not only interested but happy. I’m surprised to say that the Inbetweeners manages to do both and more.

For those of you who have not seen the series, why not? It would be useful to see the series first but by no means is necessary; just as seeing American Pie 1 isn’t necessary for American Pie 3 or whatever number they are on now! As a very quick summary:

The exploits of four friends, who are socially only marginally above what one of them calls “the freaks”, are presented as they grow from their late teen years into adults and as they go on their quest, usually unsuccessfully, for such grown up things as beer and sex. Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright and Neil Sutherland have been friends for some time. Insecure Simon’s main quest in life is to get long time friend, Carli D’Amato, to be his girlfriend. Jay is the big talker whose stories, especially about his sexual conquests, are more fantasy than reality. And slightly dim-witted Neil is generally two steps behind everyone else in comprehension of life, and who is always defending his father from beliefs that he’s a closet homosexual. Into the group comes its fourth member, Will McKenzie, who met them when he transferred into their public school, Rudge Park Comprehensive, at the start of sixth form, as Will’s newly divorced mom could no longer afford his private school tuition. Nerdish and straight-laced Will, ridiculed for carrying a briefcase, insinuated himself in the group – not aiming his sights too high – as he tried not to be labeled as one of the freaks. Regardless, he is still the target of the school’s “psycho bully”, Mark Donovan, and the head of Rudge Park’s sixth form, Mr. Gilbert. Will’s initial saving grace in bonding with his new mates may have been that they all want to shag his pretty but protective mother, Polly.

(thanks to IMDB for the summary)

The film continues their antics on leaving school and travelling to Malia for Sex, Booze, Sex and Sex.

There are plenty of laugh out loud moments but with each comes an equally cringe inducing moment. Ladies, please note there is a lot of ‘cock’ in the film which is surprising seeing that it is ever so slighly more aimed at men..

Normally I would highlight a list of downpoints but this film, if seen as a something to sit back and enjoy, has very few if any. If you go to see this film as an intellectual thriller etc, you’re a retard. My one point to make though is, three out of the four girls have perfect diction, not quite sure you would meet them in Malia…

There are so many moments in this film that will make you laugh and even look at your own life back then. Go and see this film!

MOments of note are dancing in Marco’s (You see this in the advert but the entire scene is jaw dropping!), Bird from Newcastle, and I certainly won’t forget skinny dipping!

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Committing suicide isn’t the easiest of things to do, especially not for Ryan (Elijah Wood) who disheartened, lost and miserable fails at each step of life he takes. Making it all the harder for Ryan is the delicious neighbour, Jenna (Fiona Gubelmann) and her dog Wilfred (Jason Gann). Of course a show about a man, neighbour and dog doesn’t sound amazing, now consider that Ryan can only see Wilfred as a fully grown man in a costume.

Having watched the first two episodes I can see why the Beeb bought the rights to show it here in the UK. The writing is well conceived and the filming well done, with a good series of musical numbers for each situation everything gels together. A few people may doubt that Wood’s would be able to perform in a comical setting but they needn’t worry. His presence is strong and captures the whimsical line the show aims to follow. Add Gann into the mix and what you get is a show up there with the likes of Spaced (Pegg and Frost).

Wilfred: What would you do if you see a man in a dog costume?


David Cameron want’s our lovely rioters to wear orange clothes while they repair the damage they caused, Pixie Lott (however gorgeous she is..) agrees.. Well that makes it the obvious solution doesn’t it, I mean it’s going to work… isn’t it?

OF COURSE IT BLOODY ISN’T! Thanks to the law about corporal punishment how are we going to make these lovely little blighters do the work? I foresee a lot of orange people, slightly resembling the Tango man, smoking, sitting and drinking tea. We have no power over these people in this setting, we can’t whip them to get them working and have to rely on the accepting a ‘stern’ word to make them do as they are told.

Now, not wanting to completely discount the idea I have had a thought on how to make this work.

1 – Just like America we chain them all together but with one difference. If one person chooses to be lazy, a current is passed down the chain shocking everyone. If that doesn’t work then the brutal beating from his compatriots will.

2 – Big whips. None of these sissy ones, big ones like they used on the slaves building the pyramids.

Unfortunately we are a bit too wimpy to implement these ideas. Personally I would have run it like this:

Children

Remove them from the parents and stick them in a government run boarding school. No outside world, no games consoles. Get them up early, All day lessons and early to bed. IF after a year their grades improve and they become a polite individual let them go home. Bad grades etc means another year at boarding school. Now I understand we can’t keep them there all the time BUT we can limit them to school holidays only. of course the school will have to have uniforms, none of this wear what you want culture. We need to instill a sense of pride etc in to them.

Adults – Druggies

Turn off the Methadone tap, stick them in a cell and leave them to either rot or get it out of their system. Once done provide a very minimum job seekers allowance that expires after one month. No job then you get no money.

Adults – Alcoholics (See Above)

Adults – In General

We need stronger sentancing laws. I’ve talked about it before but we cannot keep on giving slapped wrists for crime. Make them suffer, take away any benefits they may be on and send the message of – If you cause us a problem, we will NOT help you out of it in anyway.

Immigrants

Send them home, if they want to break the law why should we help them stay safe in our country?

Police

We need to give them full backing, if they choose the beat the b’jesus out of someone for attacking them or someone else etc then so be it. Don’t do the crime if you aren’t prepared to accept the consequences. No more of this – It’s my human right or, You assaulted me officer.

 

Yes, after a long time runnning off a dieing Dell box in an office with a poor internet connection ShedofDoom has moved to a proper web server.  After about 2 hours of tinkering and transferring, swearing and sweating, I managed to get the migration completed and everything works.  Sometimes things just have to go right!!

 

Nine times out of ten you cannot read the security words.  I must now ask:

HOW DO YOU TYPE THE Pi SYMBOL????

Yup, my security code requested the words:

SYMBOL (Pi.) German

Grrr, bloody internet!

No comment needed really!

 

Yup, my mind is always full of short things I think are funny.  Twitter gives me 140 characters, I give you 140 characters of crap every now and then.  Good deal huh!

Follow me: #shedofdoom

 

Somethings will never be seen again no matter how majestic it may be.  The Shuttle program as we know is done and dusted with the remaining three being sent to museums across the US.  Just like your car in the driveway, before they are taken anyway they need to have a bloke in a car park NASA team give them a complete detailing..  This leads to an interesting question, how do you detail 3 massive space shuttles at the same time?  Well I don’t know the ins and outs of it but the pictures of them being shuffled about are fantastic!

 

Story: Dvice

 

Ok, some people don’t quite get it and I can partly understand that.  28 Days Later has a constantly updated Page 3 post.  Page 3 as in the Sun Page 3..  As in nude shots.

Oh, for those of you who do not know what 28 Days Later is (www.28dayslater.co.uk), it is a forum based site for exploring reports etc..

Well, this leads me to our Page 3 entry:

Animal Testing Lab starring Troglodyte, Elvis and Fubah

 

Yes you’ve been sterilized, no doubt you were paid lots of money for the story too BUT stop trying to scrounge things from charity.  Moira Pearce, 34, has ten children by 4 fathers and also scores a near £30,000 in benefits wants charity to give her some more money, clothes and toys as she can’t afford to herself.  HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE AND GET A JOB.

All I want is to provide for them. I’m struggling. I’ve asked the Salvation Army for clothes and toys but haven’t had a response. I just don’t think I get enough money. I cope with what I get but I need more help.

If you really want to provide for them do as I say and get a job.  Yes you did the right thing in stopping yourself from having anymore kids but that isn’t enough.  You need to earn respect because at the moment you have none.

I might not be the best at money matters but stop buying shit, stop playing about with an 18 year old toy boy and work.  We don’t want to support you, charity doesn’t want to support you and I’m guessing your children won’t want to either.

Full story can be found: The Sun

On a happier note, welcome to post 200!!!